1/2號的球衣

Chapter 6 & 7

2007年4月27日星期五

See, this is what happens when you have 5 Sec 2 kids to teach individually.
You end up repeating the same curriculum AT LEAST 5 times
(Since what are the chances of them remembering the nitty gritties the first time round?
And OF COURSE they haven't been paying much attention in class)

All was OK except now most schoools are doing
*pause for effect*

Chapter Six & Seven

So loaded with innuendoes and hidden meanings they deserved to be capitalised.
'Cause they are "The Sex Chapters".

So on tuition marathon days, I find myself up at 8am on a perfectly good Sunday staring at diagrams of the male anatomy and explaining why the darn scrotum is holding the testis outside the body and blah blah blah

Not to belittle the male sex,
but having to start the day off talking about how semen is made is .... BLUUUEEAHHHHHHH
And to continue the day, with another student talking again about the DAMN SCROTUM, and ending off the day talking about the SAME THING drives me nuts (no pun intended).

And it totally screws my mind.
Everytime I come across the phrase "In deference to..."
my mind goes "vas deferens!! vas deferens!!!" like a red fire alarm screaming away.
For the lucky few who have blessedly forgotten our own Chap 6 & 7 classes (since our Sec 4 teacher SKIPPED IT if memory serves me right), vas deferens = sperm duct

Now how pathetic is that??

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2 Comments:

haha, you poor gal... anyway, yeah, just realise i neved did had any teacher teach those 2 chapters... (it was ch 12-13 when were in sec 2...) cuz we had a change of teacher then, so both teachers conveniently forgot to mention the chapter's existence... and lao miao miao skipped those chapters in sec 4 too... haha, like it really made any difference...

so, your kids are boys or girls?... girls generally wud be more excited ba... and the guys, wun they feel embarrassed you know more abt their anatomy then them? hahaha...

By 匿名, at 2007年4月28日凌晨12:46

I have both boys and girls, and its the opposite. My boy is OBSESSED WITH SEX. He keeps asking me whether the school will be showing them porn videos of actualy people *beep*-ing. And all the detals about anal sex...blowjobs whatever ~~
*bangs head on table*

By diese_tage, at 2007年4月28日凌晨2:44