1。 不喜歡主動打電話給人
2。 不喜歡K歌。就算被拉到卡拉OK也打死不唱。
3。 看到不熟的人會躲起來

以為我在形容自己吧
不是~! Okada-kun dayo~!!! ^^
果然和我一樣是百分百的悶騷型﹗
還以為我是唯一的怪胎呢
太有親切感了

New guy that I'm crazy over~~
Kakkoii deshou~!! \\(^0^)//
Okada Junichi desu~!
He's Takki senior from the same entertainment company.
I swear that entertainment company is single handedly responsible for the booming business in all Jap language schools.
Half the people in my Jap class are into guys from this company too~

And I just realised why I like him so much.
NYGH buddies~! You guys still remember Harlem Beat?

Remember 小林?
The (later) basketball team captain,
with zero EQ whatsoever?

He was my absolute favourite character in the manga series.
I could totally relate to him.

And tadahhhh...apparently such guys exist in real life too!
Okada Junichi~~
The silent, socially inept but in actual fact very 温柔 person ☆~

Something Moo showed me ^^


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いながった、ごめん

行けない、ごめん。

Some girls are suckers for guys who play guitar.
I'm not.
Well not until I saw this

KAKKOIIIIIIIIIII~~~
First time I see Takki with a guitar.
Can't tell if he was really playing
But its OK, he can just stand there tilted 45 degrees to the side and show off his BEEAAUUTTIIFUULLL profile
(Before I make Takki sound like some bimbo? himbo?,
he is actually good at keyboards and song writing, so stop that snorting.)


And then the guys morph into geksei rocker dudes for the rest of the medley
Complete with the ultimate angsty glare into the camera
for all of three seconds before breaking into their usual aho grins.
And there lies the reason why I like these two guys so much.
Down to earth and can't pose to save their lives.

A final screenshot I can't help but post up:

Tsubasa the manga bishounen.
The first time I saw his pictures, he reminded me of Setsuna in Angels Sanctuary.

*screencaps from Music Station 2003 May 2nd

There really is no end to it.
Just went to the dentist to fill up a cavity, and THREE more pops up.
It seriously pisses me off when I have been following the dentist's every freakin advice, have probably the most convoluted teeth brushing regime in the world and STILL get endless cavities.

Fine, I know my teeth are really lousy.
But I really could do without the dentist shovelling more shit at me.

First visit:
Dentist: (hands me tiny brush, points to teeth on the right) You put toothpaste on it and stick it between this two teeth like this everytime you brush your teeth.
Me: OK.

Second visit
(After lunchtime)
Dentist: I see food stuck there!! You HAVENT BEEN BRUSHING BETWEEN THE TWO TEETH LIKE I TOLD YOU TO!!
Me: Erm... Wasn't I suppose to use the brush only when I brush my teeth?
Dentist: NO! You are suppose to carry the brush with you at all times and use it everytime after you eat anything.
Me: ... Oh OK..

Third visit:
Me: I think I have a cavity between my two front teeth...
Dentist: (checks teeth) YOU HAVEN'T BEEN USING THE BRUSH I GAVE YOU!!! YOU ARE NOT BRUSHING YOUR TEETH.
Me: ...but...
Dentist: You were suppose to brush between every tooth! WHY DIDN"T YOU FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS?
Me: ... ...

Why didn't I follow your instructions?
Well geez I don't know.
Could it be because I'm not a fucking mind reader??

And it REALLY makes my blood boil to hear the dentist muttering that she knew I had cavities which are now really deep 'cause I haven't been following her instructions.
Because if she knew I had cavities,
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T SHE FILL THEM UP IN THE FIRST PLACE???
Why did she tell me to go back for a checkup one year later when the cavities have gotten a lot worse AND THEN accuse me of not brushing my teeth?

She didn't even realise how bad the cavities got.
I had to tell her about them.

And it doesn't help that during the span of my 30 minute wait, the dental assistant tries to sell me a sweater, a second hand Blackberry PDA AND a secondhand handphone.

忽然想起了草莓

那是很久以前的事了
大概在我7，8岁的时候吧
全家出游到金马伦去

其实那次的旅行我几乎都忘了
唯一印象很深刻的就是某天的早晨在酒店醒来
发现桌子上摆着红色的杯子
里头是浸泡着糖水的草莓。

那时的草莓什么味道?
我不记得了。
只记得自己很期待地一直往杯子里看，
只记得草莓浸泡在糖水里的模样。
只记得那时感觉到了一种莫名的温暖
而那看似微不足道的一刹那，
就像脑子某处按了快门，被保存了下来

每个人都有自己对幸福的定义吧
或许是和心爱的人在一起
又或许是一堆名牌的包包
而我的幸福，就是那杯草莓。

曾经有个人那么说过
殘酷就是在最美好的開端下已经隱藏著最悲劇性的結果

庆幸自己的记性好，
能够把那时的感觉记牢
因为那样的草莓，我再也吃不到了

Being the conscientious tutor that I am,
I like to teach beyond the syllabus.
Such as educating my kids on the finer things in life.
You know, stuff like Art and Aesthetics Appreciation.


To be more specific,
Art = Tsubasa
Aesthetics = Takki.

And finally!!
Finally I have my tuition kids gushing "Oh my God, they are CUTE!!!"

YOSH mission half accomplished!

And joy! My kid starts searching for them on YouTube!
(without any coercion from me I swear)

Me does mad celebratory dance

Kid reports back "They are very cute."

Yes yes yessssssssssssss!!!!!

"...But their dances are uncool."

Me shatters into a gazillion pieces


Seriously, this is such a freaking waste.
Especially when Tsubasa is one of the top dancers of among Johnny's Jimusho artistes such as Arashi, Smap, Kinki Kids, Kattun, News...

Stop this kiddy furitsuke and go back to doing kakkoii dances onegai~~~~~

On a side note,
T&T will be having their concert at the Yokohama Arena later at 2 pm and 6pm ^^
I wonder which slot Ringo onna would chose to make her (unclothed) appearance.
Heck it'll be good promotion for T&T if nothing else.

Really, some people are just SO STARVED for attention
The infamous Ringo onna has now, in addition to

• Believing Tsubasa to be Archangel Gabriel (I'm fine with that)
  
• Ranting insanely on her blog about Takki being
  1) Shinigami, as in death god from the MANGA Deathnote or
  2) The devil himself
  
• Disrupting a T&T concert by trying to barge on stage after Takki refuse to peel an apple for her (wth..??)
  

prophesized that T&T will disband on 11th May, which is tomorrow.
Else she will run around naked at the Yokohama Arena (which is a huuuge indoor stadium) holding a sign that says "Takki is not the devil himself"


Oh come on.

If you wanna run around naked, GO AHEAD AND DO IT
Whats with these pathetic excuses anyway.

And we ALREADY know Takki is not the devil.
How 'bout a sign that says "I am a pathetic demented ass with no life" instead??
Oh wait.

We already know that too.

Anway, privately all the fans are horrified.
Eveyone's howling "NOOOOOOOOOO we don't wanna see her NEKKID~~"

What if the media snaps a picture of her running NEKKID in all her saggy gory-ness
and smacks it into next day's newspapers with a nice Takki picture right beside??

Arrrgggghhhh~
*pokes eyes out*

I hope it rains REALLY HARD on the 11th.

My hair has been dropping out in HANDFULS lately.
So this is a very relevant question.
Sort of like, planning for the future

Must bald heads ALWAYS be so shiny?
Or does it only apply to men.
Can women have unshiny bald heads?

Come to think of it, why must they be shiny??
To blind people so no one can stare long enough
to notice the shadow of receding hairline?

发觉最近台湾的偶像团体也开始搞起BL/GL*来
和同性团员在镜头前大玩亲亲
...让人觉得有点刻意的


是fan service也好，是宣传做效果也罢
既然要搞，那就好好地搞嘛...
别做得那么没技巧


这应该和卖弄性感是一样道理的吧 *认真认真*
女生要穿得若隐若现才性感
光着身子到处跑多无聊啊
若隐若现，才会吊人胃口，引人遐想


同样的，搞BL/GL也应该搞得若有似无的，
才能把饭都耍得团团转
像人家光一和刚组成的Kinki Kids，早在十年前就开始啦
谁也没吻谁
刚说了那句:
「不喜欢光一的人也不要来喜欢我。」
在友谊与暧昧之间拉扯的关系，
让支持BL的饭，反对BL的饭都疯了
一疯，疯了十年


像是Takki&Tsubasa,


只用了这样的一个眼神就能让谣言满天飞
管他是真情流露也好，fan service也好

... 总之

这.才.是.技.巧!!

这些台湾偶像，说亲嘴就亲了
哪还有看头啊~
看多几次也觉得腻了
所以说翻版偶像还是不行啊~

*BL: Boys Love
GL: Girls Love