Question of the day
2007年5月8日 星期二

My hair has been dropping out in HANDFULS lately.
So this is a very relevant question.
Sort of like, planning for the future

Must bald heads ALWAYS be so shiny?
Or does it only apply to men.
Can women have unshiny bald heads?

Come to think of it, why must they be shiny??
To blind people so no one can stare long enough
to notice the shadow of receding hairline?



3 Comments:

Too much takki-porn makes hair drop. Anyway, I'm sure if you go bald, Ur head wun be shiny, it will be all pok-marked and full of dots. Even if it were shiny, you would get it all mucked up real soon and can't see the shine.

Come, I can help you polish up your scalp. First I will help you get rid of all that extra hair that hasnt dropped yet. Then we need to smoothen it out with sandpaper. and after that... well, we'll deal with that when we get there.

By Blogger MooTheOracleCow, at 2007年5月8日 下午6:20  

*me rubs whiskey into scalp*

*glares balefully at cow*

By Blogger diese_tage, at 2007年5月9日 晚上11:53  

i shall remember your methods when YOUR hairline starts to recede~~

By Blogger diese_tage, at 2007年5月9日 晚上11:54  

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