I'm addicted to Famous Amos cookies.
And I'm irritated by the words they print on their cookie bag.
I bet they threw in the word "sweet" and spelled "little" in that quaint manner just to make
suckers consumers feels better about doling out 5 bucks for a handful of cookies.
Most of the time, I catch myself staring at my
sweet li'l sack, willing it to magically transform into a fatass gunny sack full of cookies.
